all of you guys who care about what somebody wears for shorts I find funny its all about that person likes so if you don’t like them don’t wear them why do you care. No worries, girlfriend! What’s your feeling on Bonobos shorts? It’s like wearing jeans to the beach or sandals with jeans!! If you got well toned legs wear shorts by all means. I tried a pair of shorts with a 7 inch I seam and I got laughed at and made fun of, and said I looked uncool. Maybe you should move to Europe where all the guys wear capris and little fancy shoes. I suspected this to be so. When I use my FlipBelt, I wear it around at the belt level of the short which is the most comfortable for me. So almost all my shorts fits below knee. H&M sell them. They’re designed to be super butt-lifters, too, helping your butt look like a perky little peach. I’m no Chippendale by any means but I ride bike and lift weights some and my legs look pretty good in my opinion. How do they look?should i go for the 7″ instead? , I would have to disagree on shorts being tight they show the diameter of you thigh, and even so short showing a little ball sag– it ventures into the world of homo-erotic behavior. Once we moved to the big city, I was about 10, I discovered shorts because I became a boy scout. I’m surprised Googling 15″ inseams landed you here, actually. Both black and blue Medium shorts fit so well. Really? (nobody wants to see it by the way) It’s similar to the butt huger skinny jeans trend that I am sure the guys in these photos all own a pair of. Found this site while looking for non cargo shorts. We also worry more about what others think about us than we worry what we think of ourselves. Might as well just wear my jeans as opposed those foolish looking things that aren’t shorts. Having shorts above the knee makes your leg look much, much longer and you look more trim and fit. Trouble is the Tailor did’nt place the shorts on top of the jeans and mark accordingly but measured from the inside seam…ie….from the crutch to the bottom of shorts. As with clothing for short men, it was difficult finding the right size since most retail stores only stock the most popular inseam length: 10” or 11” inseam. The other guys look like their moms just droped them of at soccer practice. WOW! I never could stand to wear long baggy so called “shorts “. What the??????? Another good article. Although now I cannot find any reference to that on the internet. Thanks for the article, it really helped me nail down the shorts I needed to get in order to look stylish as a modest man ;/. Don’t you love how it all is so reminescent of when women gave scandal for wearing something just above the knee? They’re waist-sculpting, tummy-tucking, thigh slimming wonders! Life’s too short to not make yourself happy. I didnt mean to have the skinny emo style. I think if worn with the rules you mentioned in mind, especially the width, that cargo pocket shorts can look quite acceptable and they serve a utilitarian purpose. I am a female and have long subscribed to this blog and your YouTube channel precisely because my husband wears all the Don’ts. Open bust styles are available too, so you can wear it with your favorite bra. Short shorts are generally for senior citizens, gay men or young teeny boppers who have never played a sport in their lives. Fair enough. All of these “proper” examples of men wearing the ideal length of shorts look like a bunch of douche bags. Also, $15 for all of that is a ridiculously low price. I will cuff them for now, and maybe take them to a tailor. I’m happy and I’m not breaking any laws so if you don’t like what you see, look elsewhere. I also don’t wear jeans that are form fitting for this reason and I would love it if baggier clothes came back in style. Just wanted to say thanks as well since you’ve helped me grow out of my ill-fitting clothing which seriously affected my confidence. Give me a solid tee shirt and a pair of sperrys/converse and I’m set all summer! Their shorts fit amazingly off the rack. There’s nothing flattering or functional about oversized, ill-fitting shorts. I look at the pictures of you in your shorts and that is the look I want. This is just stupid! Both of these black hotties soon ended up naked, crossing their legs on the bed. I like my shorts a little shorter, so most of my short stop 2-3 inches above my knees. I grew up in that era when tennis shorts with 2 inch inseam was the done thing. Personally, I would say that all the tips and tricks mentioned up there are a hassle. Anything longer than 9in makes you look like some thug from an Echo commercial in 2003. 9″ down from the crotch seam, I marked the jeans with a piece of chalk. I really appreciate the work you have done, you explained everything in such an amazing and simple way. Why did I leave a reply? That being said, male Culottes and Capri Pants seem to be a fashion trend on the street and in the gym. You shouldn’t even be looking at it. I did wear them out several times in the summers of 2011 and 2012,the latter time I was staying with relatives recuperating on doctor’s advice from a heart “event” I had from overdoing it and burning the candle at both ends,and they would take me out on day trips to a few places. Just shows you the sad state our country is in now. The guys you put the cross on, look good. If you got chicken legs please do us a favor hide your legs and wear long pants. If that means you wear the shortest shorts you can find, like I do, or you never wear shorts at all, make yourself happy first and foremost. Some people seriously think they are defending “masculinity” with more restrictions?? If so, cuff them (roll them up) or get them hemmed. Might be because I live near the sea on a tropical island, or because I don’t give a shit about fashion or trends. What size shoe do you have for the sandals because when I click on the link it says they are women shoes. From smoothing bodysuits to shaping shorts and control-top tights, these are the best shapewear essentials according to customer reviews. Personally, I’ve never found shorts at knee length or longer, to look good on anyone, male or female. Since I’m also 5’6″, I hope you (and Brock) don’t mind me giving you my recommendation. Not only is that length annoying, it just doesn’t look good. I used to really like wearing shorts in the warmer summer months,I went from the 70s through the 80s and 90s and up to 2001 wearing them as much as I could,but after that I decided it was time to stop (outside the boundaries of my house and garden). So what are your favorite shorts to wear? ↓ 11 – Shorts to Wear for Girls with Big Thighs. Each of us is usually our own worst critic. Just look at the pictures! If you’re looking for decent 5″ and 7″ shorts, check out Goodthreads brand on amazon. Get high-waisted boyshorts if you want to cinch in your waist and get that ‘snatched in’ look. I consider myself pear shaped in that area. Plus it makes your legs look thin and weak because they’re being swallowed up by your shorts. You may not want to wear shorts because you don’t like the way your thighs look, or simply because you don’t feel they are appropriate as you get older. You didn’t like what you read because it doesn’t square with your baggy cargo shorts style. and live in Florida where shorts are worn all year. It’s clean and not the worst style out there. No worries at all, just wanted to clarify! They look horrible. I think I have heard that shorts have to be more loose than long pants. 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I also prefer the utility of shorts with extra pockets, whether or not they’re of the cargo variety. At 5’7″ I never really liked wearing shorts because most of the men’s shorts are either cargo, bermuda, or gym/basketball shorts. They should stop at the top of your kneecaps (at the longest). Just like pants, the length of your shorts is measured along the inseam. If you like your shorts longer, go for it. Well please return the favor. Sad thing when a woman can wear short shorts and nobody dare say a word but if a guy shows some skin, the world stops spinning. great introduction… on how to make a man look like a ludicrous ittle boy. I find the slim and athletic cut at about 9″ and sometimes 7″ are just right. Now, if you are easily offended skip to next line — I wear briefs or bikinis. But then again, they are strictly worn at the pool, in the Haman/Sauna, and at the beach, where in all three places, anything below mid-thigh is not only unsightly, but unsanitary. Keep reading to get the tips and tricks for slimming thigh fat via diet and exercise. If I wore the shorts recommended here, I’d have to put up with other guys ripping on me about “skipping leg day” in the gym. Shorts in the 70s,80s and to some extent the 90s were certainly shorter,so that wasn’t seen as unusual by most people back then. What recommendations do you have r.e. For me, a 10-inch inseam drops down to my knee or slightly above it. I look every year with disappointment. They don’t look that short on me. I’ve always had the length down right, but the width killed me with the dreaded “trapezoid silhouette” as you call it. I’m very happy with them, but they set me back about $250!!! Crew that are 9 inch. Having shorts that fall above the knee caps is neither “gay” nor “feminine”. This guy clearly works out – those big arms and the veins popping up through his thighs grrrr – must be leg day. My appetite could have been effected. Was it “how to wear shorts”? Those people are the problem, not me. I’m sure a lot of guys feel the same about this. You can also get booty-boosting boy shorts and panties, hip huggers, slips or even a thong bottom if you dare! Loose shorts below the knees are NOT shorts – they’re baggy capris. I just don’t like the look. Just what I was looking/hoping for. I don’t know how things work in Florida, but the “natural” look wouldn’t fly here in DC. I know at least some women like what they see, thankfully some even threw a compliment my way. What I don’t get is, you CHOSE to red this article. (Besides athletic attire – thanks to Nike) I’m not trying to look like a skater or anything but I’m wondering what your thoughts are. and the cellulite won’t go away I’m going on vacation in 4 weeks and was hoping my things would be in shape to wear shorts. Thanks for the tip. I’m definitely on the Kendrick Lamar end of the spectrum here, and I’m totes ok with that. Much of style is subjective, but some things aren’t. Think for yourself you sheep. I kid you not, but this very morning I was sitting in my favorite local breakfast spot, when in walked some guy with shorts well above the knee. Same with jeans. (I do like some Starbucks, though). They are called “shorts” for a reason. Too tight and too short. (They do get a little wrinkly in the dryer, though.). Your philosophies are valid. Nothing feels better than knowing your jiggly bits are under complete, 360 control, right? My legs may be on the slightly thicker side so yes if you had more slender legs, i guess i would not recommend that cut of bonobos. I’m pretty laid back about what people wear and have never been bothered about what I wear as long as it’s comfortable. Plenty of longer shorts out their! When you wear a FlipBelt with your casual shorts, do you also wear a regular belt? Their shorts don’t fit properly, and they’re not wearing the right styles. There is no right or wrong way. Lee, can you link to a photo of – in your opinion – a real man wearing shorts the right way? Guys that have chicken legs should never wear shorts. I don’t know I’m bored and I hate self opinionated columns. I have a measured 34" waist and 22" thighs at the widest. Nobody wants to see skinny toothpick legs, they look so silly. I always had a “feel” for what looked good with shorts, but never understood EXACTLY what I need to look for (seam length and tapered shape), and this broke it down into practical, actionable advice. Thanks for the tips. You look great! The only advice anyone should give on this is that socks (including “no-show” socks, which frankly aren’t) shouldn’t be worn with shorts, unless you’re lounging about the house on a dreary overcast day – but frankly, if you can afford to be lounging about on such a day, you can afford to crank up the heat 3 or 4 degrees to accommodate bare feet. Your email address will not be published. How To Prevent Dark Inner Thighs. All intentional, champ. I have the same problems with shorts as you, and like you, the American Eagle Slims fit me best. Not trying to hate on you but I am… you wrote a very pretentious article that is basically saying “My style is best, don’t be original, copy my style, that I copied from these guys and you will be better off”. Enough of this large and x large or xx large and then children sizes and women sizes and wtf is wrong with you people? I wear my shorts halfway down my thighs. I can only think they’re compensating for feeling repressed or compelled not to wear them in younger years. As long as everything is covered, and it is in my case, why worry about what someone else wears. Shorts are inherently casual, but that doesn’t mean they have to look adolescent and sloppy. Dunno, maybe it has to do with attitudes with women, when we think instead that women have dignity, both with looser and longer or shorter and fitter clothes, we don’t longer project this on men as well, could be? Homo erotic behavior = form of erotic/romantic attraction toward the same sex. I guarantee all you fools buying “slim” no cargo pocket shorts are uncomfortable trying to pull anything out of your slim fit shorts standard pockets. On top of that, status is HUGE here, and how you dress conveys how people perceive you. There are a number of FlipBelt reviews on YouTube. Glad to see some solid advice being given. I like being comfortable not feeling like I’m half naked lookin like Clark Griswold goin to Wally world. There’s nothing effeminate about shorts (or pants) that fit. Bottom line, you found this article by googling “how shorts should fit”. The way I see it, the primary reason to wear a mini skirt is to show off your great looking thighs and, as a delightful bonus for your "prayerful" audience, everything else upstairs. I bought some shorts that come to the top of my knees and now people don’t laugh but say I look cool. Clothes are meant to accentuate your physique, not hide it or be the focus of attention, you low class lout. Baggy shorts, huge jeans, untucked shirts. You can pull up your short leg(s) anytime you bend your knees but this sounds ridiculous over time. If someone wants to wear longer shorts let them. Very weird. Not me. I shop at the thrift. LOL this guide is ALL Wrong. @karinaduconge. Finding shorts with 6” inseam has been impossible. Many thanks. Find shaping shorts, panties, tank tops, camis, slips, bodysuits, and waist trainer to help keep you feeling confident in everything from a casual jumpsuit to a form-fitting dress. They also have similar looking shorts with 10” and 11” inseams so you’ve got to look carefully at the size tag to make sure it has a 9” inseam. I’ve worn mine for hours and I hardly notice that I have it on. Losing weight and slimming your thighs will help you reduce the overall fat in your body. I notice you wear birkenstocks often. Stick with solid colors and small scale patterns or prints. It’s easy, she uncuffs the legs, cuts & resews up inner leg, recuff leg. The FlipBelt is designed and marketed for runners so security and comfort are essential. The FlipBelt is somewhat pricy, but it’s worth it. Normally I default to wearing longer pants since shorts are seen as kinda trashy. There, the nurse started massaging her new patient who, apparently, making her hornier by the minute. Truth be told i find them a tad wide – i wish they tapered just a little for a slimmer fit. My preference is for an 8-inch inseam. Maybe as you get older you will have the confidence to trust your own style instead of relying on peer influence. And going too long you run the risk of looking like somebody wearing a mullet, just one of those foolish things that should never have happened. I’m thinking of ordering a pair to my measurements from Woodie’s. Once you find something that fits, order a couple of different styles and colors, then you’ll be set for a while! You states “Show a little more thigh, which I recommend” WTH??? 1 or 2 inches above your knee? Brock, those pics of you wearing the outlier and asos shorts look really great, best I’ve seen so for short guys. I wish some of the old school workwear companies (Carhartt, Dickies, Wrangler, etc…) would get on the bandwagon. Those are the ugliest shorts I have ever seen! It doesn’t make me any less masculine. Take your rules about cargo pockets and shove them where your fashion nose hole. It’s a very modest yuppy style you have going. If I find the waist then the the legs and butt are too wide (classic fit) which I absolutely hate! What is with the picture of you galloping around in the field??? The Tailor refused to admitt any mistake saying all Tailors measure from the inside seam not the entire short length. I’m wearing my short shorts. I’m a big guy and have never been a fan of this style. Never wear tight fitting shorts. No one should have to tell an adult why that is innapropriate. Not sexy, preppy or stylish but I’m comfortable when it’s 110 in the shade. I don’t have negative emotions towards guys that wear them. Just saying dude. Guys are definitely getting more effeminate these days and this article clearly supports that. My age and weight . Ill-fitting would be my initial reaction. Lots of giggles and remarks usually from women that should look in the mirror before they laugh too much. Give us a measurement from waist down to the bottom of shorts leg. I have to laugh at the tall guys here complaining about shorts being too short. With that said, I don’t follow fashion trends I wear what I feel more comfortable in and people should do likewise. short-men (I’m a bit under 5’6″) shorts and carrying a wallet & iphone & keys in (front) pockets? I’ve preferred cargo shorts because of the ease of carrying those items (safely/securely). Again, think of other people’s comfort level. It was super long big shorts and pants. Jeff is the kind of guy that probably beats his dog or cat for no reason. For … I don’t mean to speak for Brock but “not worry about what anyone else thinks” is NOT the point of the blog. Great article! I wear looser fitting shorts just above my knees that conceal the fact that I have skinny upper legs. The really sad part is that I could stand to lose some weight and waist inches to get back down to a 34 waist and I would be happy. Just make sure they’re small in scale (small dots or flowers). If you’re under 5’5″ or just want to show a little more thigh (highly recommended) you might want to wear 5″ shorts instead. And now, while I usually the first to say things look better on taller men (than my 5’9″ frame), I can universally say that shorts look good on know one. It would cut out the balance between your thighs and calves. Shorts are perfect for weekend shenanigans, dog walks, the beach, the pool, barbecues, picnics, romantic walks in the park…you get the point. And YES women notice. The first says “I’ve paid my dues and you can gag all you want, I’m gonna be comfy”, and the other says “don’t my kids think I look like a cool basketball star, even though running 50 yards would probably give me an M.I.”. If you actually had any muscles, you’d understand why real men throughout history weren’t keen on hiding them. I’m sorry but if you have these chicken legs you should have them covered way below the knees. Also, the guy holding the microphone in the picture above is apparently some performer, so more latitude is given. Don’t go shorter with the length. Shaping shorts are designed to be seamless, so the only visible effect it has is on your confidence, which will skyrocket! The only thighs I’m looking at are long, smooth, and silky female thighs. But it will apparently never happen. You should use the “find your size” tool on Amazon. If you do any of these and come to Huntington or Newport Beach. At one point, the ebony dropped her shorts and panties in front of the nurse and guided her hand towards her pussy. It’s good quality (I believe they’re made in the USA so beware of cheap and poor quality knock-offs). In any major city, you’re looking at at least $25. All us cool kids in high school wear them well past our knees. anything clearly above or below the kneecap looks nothing but ridiculous. Instead, try to achieve a nice gentle taper that follows the line of your body: Your shorts don’t have to be skin tight. They say 9″ but it kind of looks like they fit shorter in the pictures. As the article says you don’t have to go aggressive with a chubbies 5.5 inch inseam but they should never dip below the knee. I’m stuck between fashion dislikes and age related style. It’s probably out of habit, but I have no problem wearing a belt and the FlipBelt together. All the typical insecure American men’s negative comments I’ve seen – not only here but in other forums about men’s fashion – always shows attempts made by these “he-man” d-bags to emasculate other men who do wear actual shorts instead of the curtains and drapes the d-bags wear. Man capris, I blew soda out of my nose when I read that! That’s just not for me however, and it’s probably the only time, I’m like, you know, those shorts look pretty bad ass. I’m happy and I’m not breaking any laws so if you don’t like what you see, look elsewhere. Happy shopping! Just a bit too conservative! guy I go to the gym have nice legs and wear shorts above the knees. https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FstbDBxBwS4/WQjt8VrZL5I/AAAAAAADUPk/5C3d5QDW5HUlgZjKwSxWw3gihSwQKiv9ACEw/s1600/idris%2Belba%2Bshirtless%2Bboxer.png I really agree, what problem do these people have? What you were saying might be true for SLIM PEOPLE. I’d like to add one more thing. They’re well -constructed and only $25 / pair. Founding editor of The Modest Man, Brock is an aspiring minimalist who enjoys working out, spending time with his wife and family, traveling and creating great content. Those morons are so afraid of being “effeminate” with fitted shorts, but little do they know that the same women they are trying to impress notice their terrible sense of style. So pay 40 to 80 for a pair of shorts that never fit and then go pay more to get them hemmed. Nobody needs two feet of fabric around each leg falling past the knees in order to have “comfort”, either. Dough, would you prefer if everyone dressed like some urban delinquent? Can I still wear them? I have tried to cut long pants that seemingly fit, into shorts, then they look too slim. If you got well toned legs wear shorts by all means. Be prepared to be ran out of the area! Can’t stand the look of those too long and overly wide clown pants. All in inches or cm for you metric folks. At the gym I want short shorts, 1970s short, loose enough for cooling and freedom of movement, with built in panties, and they double as a swimsuit for after the workout. Choosing the right fit for your build will take some trial and error, but here’s where to start: If you’re looking to revamp your shorts collection and find a new brand that’s perfect for you, I recommend ordering a few pairs off this list. So why do most men look so bad wearing shorts? John, he doesn’t have a problem and neither does the person wearing the short shorts. Your email address will not be published. What’s a guy like me to do when it’s 100 degrees? I expected the waistband to be very tight, but it's somehow very well proportioned compared to other shorts at similar price points. Your write-up on shorts is garbage…. I think you means “calves” not “thighs” right? If you walk around wearing 3/4 length sleeves and 3/4 length man capris, you are probably not going to inspire any men to shop where you shop. I say shorts should be above the knee at the longest. more variance in the casual-edgy area, on the neck cut of shirts. I watched men start wearing boxers hanging out from under tennis shorts then blip, no more short shorts were sold in stores. But no way would I even think about wearing shorts to a job interview (you mean there are people who do?!?) And aesthetically, because shorts already create a “break” in the leg, and socks higher than the ankles (which frankly look idiotic once they show, which they do) only add another such “break.” Particularly for men like myself who have had to resign ourselves to being a few inches shorter than we’d like, this is a non-starter. I miss being able to go out in my shorts,though. So….there must be something to this shorts length thing. Jeanne (above) wears a dress with a beautiful print and keeps her legs warm with leggings.. It is well written and informative. I assume their shorts would be too wide for me but can’t say for sure. Ever. I’ve seen people try to dress them up, but I think they’re VERY casual footwear. Anything longer than that will most likely be too long, although you can get away with 9″ shorts if you like them a little longer. Old Navy sell them. Then an inseam, and waist number. 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